outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

killianfallon:

Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?

killianfallon:

Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?

fashionandlouboutins101:

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demosexual:

i did it

lovie-sparkle-mandora:

penpalpixie:

shitty-fallen-angel:

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frillious:

camilleonart:

Sleepovers.

this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

we went from crying over fandoms to discussing paranormal experiences

We went from talking about vines to discussing about drugs to rubbing our tongues on carpets

During our class trip we went from drinking really bad alcohol and playing Truth or Dare to what we think about each other and how much we’ll miss the rest of the class next year.

We talk about poop and world domination. That’s about it.

Anonymous asked: using sex to get money is silly - you'd literally doing nothing to get money. unlike a neurologist/ professor. sex workers shouldn't exist. no one wants to know their mother is a sex worker and no one will hire one if they know

Take that shitty opinion and throw it right in the trash. PLEASE tell me how being a sex worker is ‘literally doing nothing to get money’. Let me just tag a few sex workers that I admire and that have their hustle going. You can go ask THEM if it’s ‘literally doing nothing to get money, unlike a neurologist/professor’. I personally cannot give you a long winded and subtle ‘fuck you’ through the list of how much work it actually takes to be a successful sex worker.

And HMM I WONDER WHY NOBODY WILL HIRE A FORMER SEX WORKER, let’s see, maybe because of this little thing called slut-shaming and whorephobia. Also, let’s talk about how sex workers need to be decriminalized. Sex workers are admirable in their strive for something better, they are lovely men and women who are very kind.

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spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

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baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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