ffxded:

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

musingsofasexworker:

what sex workers are trying to tell everyone, and what society still isn’t willing to understand

musingsofasexworker:

what sex workers are trying to tell everyone, and what society still isn’t willing to understand

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

sanity-schmanity:

Just imagine though in care of magical creatures class one day Hagrid is about to lead a bunch of students to see some new beastie and he goes “Are ya ready kids?”
and suddenly a few muggleborns in the class scream at the top of their lungs “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” and half the class is on the ground laughing while Hagrid and all the pureblood kids just stare totally bewildered

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

Send me a fetish and i’ll rate it

nekopanties:

fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

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