sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
what sex workers are trying to tell everyone, and what society still isn’t willing to understand
Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
Just imagine though in care of magical creatures class one day Hagrid is about to lead a bunch of students to see some new beastie and he goes “Are ya ready kids?”
and suddenly a few muggleborns in the class scream at the top of their lungs “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” and half the class is on the ground laughing while Hagrid and all the pureblood kids just stare totally bewildered
fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.